"whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop"
why am I laughing so hard
"Show me your pussy"
Houston PR launch.
3:29 p.m. feel free to add to this! (via catsgomao)
Do you have a powerful stream within you?
hey brenda do you have the spreadsheet for the upcoming meeting? great. while youre talking about it im going to put my entire foot behind my head. not appropriate for the office? dont be an idiot brenda, theyre yoga pants. keep going
Messi on the Fifa 15 cover. Out Sept 26th!
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PUSHIN MOTHERFUCKAS!!! 👐 #kanyewest